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Ultimate Demotivational Poster

THE CHEESEBURGER - McNugget Large Fry Pizza God Bless America

TAGS: ultimate pizza
Rating: 4.63/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 21, 2010, 2:09 pm
Dr. Pepper, a semi-automatic, a dagger, measuring tape?? and BBQ sauce all in the same picture is disturbing enough w/o that full of win pizza. 5 extremely worried lions.
rerun - July 20, 2010, 6:52 pm

I love Dr. Pepper.
Airman - July 20, 2010, 6:51 pm
LOL. I never saw the gun.. I was too busy studying the ingredients and weighing what the consequences would be in making it.
Claire - July 20, 2010, 4:38 pm
thatonechick - July 20, 2010, 3:52 pm
Dr. Pepper and a handgun get 5L from me.
Faceplant31 - July 20, 2010, 3:32 pm
HOLY SHAT! That is just disturbing!

CATASTROPHIC FAIL - when "epic fail" just doesn't quite say it...

TAGS: ultimate mega super fail
Rating: 3.21/5

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pzykosiz - August 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
just a tip. there's already been about a million Fail posters already

SIMPLICITY - The Ultimate Sophistication ... Though Not Always Correct ...


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

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Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....

'THE BARBIE DOLL' - That Fathers All Over The World Are Lining Up To 'Play' With...

TAGS: blow up doll ultimate
Rating: 3.59/5

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hootizz - August 31, 2010, 4:32 pm
Yup.., sure is.., state of the art silicone love doll with very realistic 'parts'..!! check out 'Real Dolls' on the net, it will both excite you and SCARE you.
tryal - August 31, 2010, 9:24 am
is this like a new version of a blow up doll?

THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH MAKER - Makes your sandwich in less than 3.3 minutes

TAGS: ultimate sandwich maker girl woman
Rating: 4.58/5

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Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 12:04 am
*is a woman* WELL now I'm hungry.
dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 7:01 am
so when will the 2.0 version come out? mines still gives me lip while making sandwich's. and there is no voice box turn off option
JSburley - June 18, 2011, 6:45 pm
I'm sure they will love it :)
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 5:57 pm

i can't wait for the female members backlash to this.


VAMPIRES - Are better counters than lovers.

TAGS: twilight is gay shit house the count from sesame street kicks ultimate ass
Rating: 3.68/5

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Kahoalii - October 14, 2011, 2:16 am
5, 5 Lions! AH AH AH!
aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:39 pm
5/5 for a GREAT catch

FRED & BARNEY - The Ultimate Bromance

TAGS: fred and barney flinstone rubble bedrock cavemen bromance ultimate amp gay cave men cave man caveman dinosaur slate and co
Rating: 2.74/5

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Cubbybear - March 21, 2009, 5:41 pm
Hell...they may have invented it

SHE MAY HAVE - a sharp tongue... but, it does not mean she has a keen mind. Still... i'd give her 10 out of 10 for the rim job

GRANDMA - She's all set for the U.F.C. Pay-For-View

TAGS: grandma ultimate fighting championship
Rating: 3.4/5

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levinkatz - June 18, 2013, 8:33 am
It adds an extra flavor to your favorite tobacco product, liquor, wine, beer and once some genuine WV mountain 'spring water' delivered in a mason jar.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 12:41 am
Who's ever heard of smoking wine from a pipe anyway? jk.

TECHNICAL SUPPORT - The Ultimate Anger Management.

KILL YOUR BEST FRIEND - You will get me in Return

TAGS: ssc ultimate aero
Rating: 2.08/5

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Reality Lord - April 2, 2011, 11:36 am

catch22...no best friend

THE ULTIMATE REDNECK - has been found

TAGS: redneck ultimate
Rating: 1.91/5

GOD IS AN IRON - If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an Iron.

TAGS: the ultimate irony
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 20, 2010, 8:17 am
I never should have loaned you that Spider Robinson book.5

BLACK PANTHER - Ah! Something new has been added!

TOOK AN AK 47 - Out from under his hat Blew Batman away with a rata-tat-tat

TAGS: lincoln ultimate showdown of destiny ak 47
Rating: 2.04/5

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spitfire111 - December 10, 2008, 9:07 pm
nice to have one... but i wish i can concealed it as a normal hand....

PHOTO BOMBER - This is the ultimate

TAGS: ultimate photo bomber
Rating: 2.11/5

ULTIMATE CONFUSION - Baby in a topless bar...

the simultaneous selfie -

TAGS: ultimate selfie proof of love
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - June 2, 2014, 7:26 am
...not as much as they love themselves.


The Ultimate Challenge -

TAGS: breakfast the real ultimate challenge
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 22, 2017, 10:18 am
...or making coffee! chuckle, chuckle... successfully, I might add, unlike the morning that inspired this poster! Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - April 21, 2017, 3:56 am
I have a feeling you are always cooking. UP yours


TAGS: ultimate hangover cure
Rating: 3.4/5

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mizzdizz - June 6, 2015, 8:10 pm
Its obvious some of you are offended... When you have a hangover to beat all hangovers, have you ever said, "Will somebody just shoot me and put me out of my misery?" Tequila is especially good foe inducing that particular reaction. So is red wine.